Intercoms. In the days before Yahoo Messenger, offices and large houses had them. I have really funny memories about intercoms. My lola’s house had one so that she could sit in the living room and hear if a customer needed something at their pharmacy next door. Needless to say, my older brothers and cousins only used it to play pranks on each other. I remember it looked like this, so nice and vintage:

In the architectural office I worked in, the receptionist used the intercom to alert us if we had a phone call (OK, this was way before pagers and cellphones, and this is how old I am). When she wasn’t around, the draftsmen would sneak up to it and yell into the intercom:
“Size 8 sa black!” or: “Driver Jerry to the parking area!”
We also had an intercom in the next design office I worked in. The head architect used it to boss us around from the other room. I hated it, only because I was the most junior designer on board, and was placed directly under that beastly intercom. Until the secretary decided to use it to wreak revenge on the boss. When he wasn’t around, she announced via intercom: “O,umuwi na ang boss ninyo, masakit daw ang (insert embarrassing body part here) niya!”
Apparently, intercoms are still around, pretty handy if you live in a large house. Here’s an attractive one, the NEC Aspila Topaz and Topaz Lite PABX, disguised in the form of a simple phone:


But don’t be fooled. This “phone” can accommodate extensions up to 27 trunks and 72 extensions, connecting fax machines, modems, answering machines, etc. Great if you have a home business—or an army of househelp. The Topaz lite retails at P17,900 at major appliance stores, or email marketing@necph.nec.co.jp